LET'S START A MAGAZINE TO HELL WITH LITERATURE WE WANT SOMETHING REDBLOODED LOUSY WITH PURE REEKING WITH STARK AND FEARLESSLY OBSCENE BUT REALLY CLEAN GET WHAT I MEAN LET'S NOT SPOIL IT LET'S MAKE IT SERIOUS SOMETHING AUTHENTIC AND DELIRIOUS YOU KNOW SOMETHING GENUINE LIKE A MARK IN A TOILET GRACED WITH GUTS AND GUTTED WITH GRACE SQUEEZE YOUR NUTS AND OPEN YOUR FACE