07-03-09
Let freedom Ring.
In my opinion the best holiday in the world is upon us
bbq's, beers, fireworks, friends, and... and ahhh... wait.
what was that thing we used to do in the summer before
it rained everyday? What was that really fun thing we did
before old people grabbed our balls and squeazed the life
outa our life-giver? (pic from last year of camby)
Things keep being a kick in the nuts we are moving operations
If you haven't yet already. Take a peep at Barnyards photo site.
In the little town of Bethlehem.
Go as fast as you can. Then turn. Giggle.
06-25-09
I'll settle outa court for this here 40 oz.
There has been a trememdous break through that scientist
Remarkable. It seems like a whole lot less green paper would be wasted
If your in the Jersey Area, ECD's Ryan Taylor is holding a bicycle influenced
Meyers and myself are leaving today to get there in time. Waterproof
06-24-09
She got me harder than Chinese algebra
So I have some old and some new things to show ya today.
In my eyes Abe is the best trail builder I ever met. He plays mutha
If pics of trails were like trading cards this one would be that Mickey
Now that we covered the past let's look at something I found on
Oh and this is a map I am working on of the woods. It still has a
It's weird being completely obsessed with land masses. Just don't get
We made handkerchief's so wipe the sweat from your furrowed brow.
And this is the future. Still in the works but perhaps some shirts we shall
06-18-09
You get a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in, somebody’s making a penny.
Pray to your God(s). Wish on a star. Hit the roof when going under a yellow
Well I am sick of thinking/talking about it and I am sure you are tired of hearing
The only thing that makes me laugh about the whole situation is knowing that
All these pictures are old except for this one up in Long Island. Keith Terrraaaah's
04-28-09
We gunna eat like birds and drink like fish
There is a lot of good things you can say about living in a climate
I know I showed this picture before somewhere. But seriously.
Oh yea and all the other bmx sites got together and voted us the most
Speaking of things Pete made. I heard he was last seen stuck going in
04-07-09
“Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!”
I read somewhere once that our eyes actually see
Anyone else tired of that no good stove pipe tootin, top hat wearing
Every time I read about trails all I hear is blah blah dedication blah ettiquette
Oh yea new AxelRad shirt out. We have a lot of ideas coming up. Now if we can
04-07-09
I'd rather have X's in my eyes than on my hands
Well I'm not going to lie this isn't a real update.
But no matter what, if I won or lost there is no reason
Poppy butt
Another Abe butt for Totally Dude butt Tuesday.
Ahhh I don't think so guys.
By the way I failed. Damn technology and its three armed punchers.
04-01-09
I'm Cool! April Fools. Hahaha I got you.
It's always been funny to me thinking about the
Maybe we should hoist up on our shoulders a proud public speaker?
I know, I know, I know let's prop up the most iconic figure in America's
For one day out of this entire year. This day. This April First
03-26-09
I don't mind being dumb. It's the unmotivated,
Well, we are back after a long winter. We would like to start
The education system is in shambles so we propose to make some
Also, when we are President there will be no more public display of affection.
Oh man. Did you hear that? The sounds of change. Birds in the air.
03-02-09
“Keep on raging - to stop the aging.”
Put down the drinks boys.
Let go the women.
Pop those cherries boys.
St. Peter is asleep at the helm. The moon is getting
02-25-09
Their aint no money in poetry.
Last funday I had so much fun I arranged a fundraiser
Well it's getting closer to Spring so it's time to start shopping
Hey AxelRad, your news is dumb. You just make up all the pictures.
But is it real? Is my attitude breaking our trust? Maybe it is real.
02-20-09
Did you know Abe Lincoln was Jewish?
Life is a funny thing maaaaaan. One second, your floating
Well, I guess things could be worse. It could be like
And now for super fast hungry speed round. Quick look
What the hell are you doing looking for squirrel's with numb chucks?
02-17-09
Hoobastankin'? Is it you?
"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon,
A huge up yeaaah to all the boys in the woods
But I was surprised to wake up this morning and see a certain
Someone should tell him there are multitudes of full grown men
Anyway if you have $15 magic beans and wanna shirt in return it all goes to the
woods. Click on this pic here and email me. We can sort ya out.
And now a word from our sponsors...
02-12-09
Road Island is neither a road nor an island
Well if you haven't figured it out yet the ticker right above
Speaking of pyramids, raise your hand if you hate ancient
We are almost ready to put up the new axel website. Which makes
And now I would like to make a list of links for you to check out
They Aint Ready
Doug Boem
Ride the Wild
to Africa. I don't give a what. I heard on Ebay you can buy a
giraffe slap for a low minimum.
He brings the 3-D to 2-D better than steamrollers on roidssssss.
Was a man with a foot in his grave.
Surely was uglier than the rest of them.
With a butt on the neck of Dave.
Repeat.
all over the world are stunned by. Apparently, German Scientist
have been aware that old people have been communicating
with each other for years. We simply have been unable to understand
what they were saying. Yesterday we got our Roseta Stone. We have come
to the conclusion that for a whole bunch of green paper they might be willing
to communicate with us. You never know though. For some reason; Old people
worship this green paper. I think their lungs don't work without it. We got
Sweet T to translate piles of documents of old people language for us. Fingers
crossed if you get hurt in the woods now the old people will say this...
if we could only turn back the clocks and listen to our mothers when they
were trying to tell us we are responsible for our own actions. Here is Tmac
undoubtedly taking responsibility for this action. (pic from last year, sorry)
art show. Some work by Acid Joe will be shown there along with art from
some other talents of the Garden State.
the Dodjah sonnnn By George we floating the Delllllly.
--Tom Waits
I'll start with a sweet pic I stole off somebody of Shawn.
I miss both this wall ride and Shawn. I miss Shawn more
cause he never stole my girl off me. Suave ass punk wall.
fuckin Mozart with a bronco. Now that we complimented him let us
see him in his youth.
Mantel card when he played for the Astros. It feels like it's not real
but I bet you'd get a buck on Ebay for her. cccchhhhhiiiiing
my plugged in box today...
few lines missing but thought it was cool to look at whilst not
being there.
carried away, the next thing you know you might be sunburnt and playing
organ to some third kind beingsssss.
Hell, blow a little boggie in it and tie round your head. Nobody's
looking I promise. (click on this image it takes you to the online store)
bring to the real. Keep posted and we will do our best to keep you sexy.
light. Pledge now to whatever it is that leads your life that you will never
get an old mind. We are going up in age and the day will come when we are the
the leaders, the ones in charge. And when that time comes; the youth of our
generation can never see the weakness of a closed mind.
about the non-stop battle we are going through with the woods. A word of advice:
if you ever get in our position just keep riding. Never bring money into it. Never
shake hands with the old minded. While it may seem like a good idea, money and
closed minds will suck the life out of you and everything that is beautiful.
no matter what the outcome of any event in life. Win or lose. You can't keep a
bunch of dumb land pirates with too much energy and love for life down.
The earth will rise again. The earth will rise again The earth will rise again.
tables taste like taccccoooooos. (stolens froms RyanHoey.coms)
-The Spanish Fly
where the weather is always nice. (Or at least not snowing.) But when
living there you forget how sweet a spring/summer feels after a cold
hard winter. It's here boys and the time has come to chop down
mountains with sides of our hands. 90 miles an hour feels a lot faster
when you spend 4 months sleeping on rock bottom.
How do you get in this position? dun nut dunt da da dunt lumps.
up to date site on the intronet that kids go to get up on the up and up.
They demand the moving pictures. Damn kids.
___________. from old crow on Vimeo.
circles driving 30 kids on a school bus around and around on a round
about. Everyone on the left side of the bus apparently is vomiting and
Pete says he aint stopping till the right side spews. Hold tight right side.
Help is on the way.
-Robin Williams
everything upside down and then our brain has to register
it the "right" way. What if our eyes are right and our brains
are upside down? Haha what naaaw? Tmac jumps so low, I'm short,
Kingy's skinny and my Lord oh Lord I will never get tired of landing
in the air wwwwwhoooaa. How many times I gotta prove this; don't listen
to your brains. They make you go down when you should be going up.
carrot sniffing winter? Don't put your hands back on...Don't put your
hands back on...Don't put your hands back on...Don't put your hands back on...
I say it's just like having a girlfriend. Party with her boys. Dance, laugh, bbq,
and tell me how pretty she is. Touch her waist and imma kick you neeeeeeyyuts.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
only find some time.
I just wanted to see if I could get high tech and
make the pictures get narley like a saw on a different
site. Click and see if I beat technology.
not to celebrate Dunt duh dudaaaah Totally Dude Butt Tuesday.
people we hoist onto our shoulders. We place such
importance on these people. Such pressure. And
at the end of the day they get constipated if they
eat too much cheese. America's pride and joy. The
most celebrated athlete in Olympic history "disgraced"
his family and country by smoking a plant? April
Fools? No, no that's true.
Some one that we can look up to that stood up for the small guys
against the giant evil political greed of our time? He belongs on
our shoulders right? He would never preach against a certain thing
make millions off those speaches and then buy 2,000 shares in Boeing,
1,000 shares in Sonoco and 2,000 in Haliburton would he?
April Fools on us.
greatest past time. 714 home runs. 2213 RBI's and .342avg. Yea, let's
put him up boys. Oh wait he needs to get down to womanize and booze
it up. He'll be back soon to get back on our shoulders. Don't worry.
Two Thousand and Nine. Think about who is leading your
parade. This day in our lives we reserve the space on our shoulders
for our friends, our loved ones. The ones that smoke weed, lie, booze,
cheat and ask you if you want some.
boring, in lined side of life I fear
by accepting our parties nomination as role of President of the
United States of America. We will be leading a grueling campaign
trail but feel strongly we are exactly what this country needs....
changes. In first grade every kid will take a standardized test. The dumb
asses will go to a school where they drink all day, party and rage.
The smart ones will stand outside the party school and look through
the windows conducting tests and studies on those animals. Who's smart
now mutha fuckahhhhhhhhhh?
I know it's spring and you woodland creatures are gettin twitter paytid but
clothes lines will be thrown down like the four horsemen of the apocolypse the next
googley eyes I see.
Kids loving to go to school. No more kissy kissy over actors. Rejoice
Rejoice. The change is coming. Rocketships baby. To the mooooooon.
--Dale Carnegie
closer everyday. Making that pull into the great wide
adventure that much easier. Don't fear the monsters that
lie ahead boys. For when it is over you will look back with a
smile and say, "those were the good ole days." And we
backed off from nothing.
That's what sets the poet free- Guy Clark
We ate fundip and thought of words that rhyme with sum
but start with the letter F. Funny how much fun, one can
find with little funds if finding fun is fundamentally backing it.
around and finding some new parts for the bike. The way I see
I can save a little weight if I use a lightweight handlebars. But I can
save a LOT of weight if I don't use handlebars at all. And with that
in mind I cut back on my stem, wheels, frame and grips. Amazing
did you know I had 80 lbs in my front tire alone? 80 maaaaaaaan.
None of your stuff is even real, hmmmf Imma goin to a real site.
Well now now kids here's a real pic for you.
There is a good chance it isn't real. Is that what it's all about?
Finding the best. Being on the up and up about strangers with talent.
I grew up with the idea that is was all about feeling good, finding happy,
having fun and when I'm done I like to say, "that was fun". HIt play, close
your eyes and imagine happy.
Ya, he got shot in the temple
around nature, footloose and carefree and then BBBBBAAAAAM
you got your head up somebody's ass.
four years ago when Darth Vador came to the woods
and challenged Abe to a death match over who had
the sweetest head piece.
down at the next pic. Now stop. Close your eyes. What do you see?
If you see the squirrel with numb chucks you have a keen
power of obervation. go ahead look again if you missed it.
It's oh ya Friday. They out eating nuts, kicking it with sweet squirrel
chicks, and throwing out gnar signs with their cute numb chuck hold
squirrel hands. They aren't in pictures of Abe dude or Hughesey man.
Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
"When you coming home, dad?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then.
You know we'll have a good time then."
Congrats Son.
and the guys at Dig making a printed piece worthy
of drawer status in the dresser next to every bed
in every hotel in America.
article in the paper. Apparently there are people out there that
think money is still real. haha I can picture it now. Newspapers
declaring a concern for Santa Clause, a true democracy and a pipe
tootin' sailor that grows abnormally strong forearms when he eats spinach.
Arrrr grrrr grrr
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
who live in a shitty part of the country for three to four months waiting.
Then when the wait is over they run to a spot and hit it with a shovel for
4-5 hours weekdays 7-8 weekends for 3 months straight and then give up
whatever needs giving up to ride them until the cycle starts over. Yes Sir,
you most certainly should show a concern for these mens ambitions and
ability to raise a few bucks and pay you back to save this spot. Your right,
I just don't think they have it in them. hey hey c'meeere. I wanna whispers
something in your ears..reaaaallll...quiiiet....
is a count down to spring. And you know what that means
don't ya. Don't ya big guy? That's right. That means
we gets to go bowling for pyrimids. Bonnnnng
Egypt. Sure they walk cool and worshipped the sun (which
is the best thing I can think to worship) but I think they get
waaay too much credit for the pyramids. I get it. They are
impressive. You ever see the inside of a calculator? I understand
lifting heavy stuff. Lets see ya make a calculator Pharoh mutha fu...
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